Friday, February 21, 2014

Baron Quotes

In the car. . .

Jackson: Mom, are they building a WalMart there?

Me: Yeah, I think it’s a super WalMart.

Baron: Hmmm.  Those construction workers are all dressed.  It would be funny if they were all naked.  Construction would be so much funnier to drive by if they were always naked.

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      The night before his 4th birthday. . .

Me: This is your last night to be 3 buddy.  When you wake up you’ll be 4!

Bear: Then can I finally marry you?  Because I love you mom and I want to marry you. 

Me: Well, you have to be a little older to get married.

Bear: I’ll go to work every day to pay for you to go on vacation at Pine Cove.  I’ll even work at Pine Cove and then you’ll get to go for free and eat free food and everything.  And on my first day of work they will say, hey what’s your name.  And then I’ll say, Baron.  And they’ll say, wow, pretty great name!

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