Survivor Man

Me: I'm running to the store while y'all are in school, any requests?
Jack: Ohhhh yeah, can you grab me a spear?
Me: A spear? Why do you want a spear?
Jack: In case I'm ever trapped on a mountain. I really want people to say, "that Jackson might have been trapped on a mountain but he sure was unstoppable with his spear!" You know, I need to start working on my skills.