Jacksonism’s

Jack:  Hey mom, (said in a James Bond voice) danger is my little name! 
Me: What?
Jack: Danger is my little name.  You know how tough people sometimes say that a certain word is their little name?

I had to actually tell him that they were saying MIDDLE name and not LITTLE name but he was so cute about it.

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Jack: Mom, I’m so funny, the other day at the park I made a squirrel laugh.
Me: What?
Jack: Yeah, at the park the other day a squirrel just looked at me and laughed.  He laughed at me actually.  That’s pretty funny huh!?
Me:  That’s funny alright. . .