While watching tv today Jackson lifted up my shirt and started to squish a grape into my belly button.
Me: Jackson what are you doing?
Jackson: sharing with my brother
Me: Jackson you can't share with Baron yet. He doesn't eat food. And he's still inside of my stomach.
Jackson: Nope mommy. You said food go through the umbilta cord in your belly button. I just need put food in your belly button for the umbilta cord for my Bear.
Me: Well, yeah, he does get nutrition through the cord but we can't just put food in my belly button. That's not how it works.
Jackson: Shhhh! Bearnon crying. He hungry for grapes.
4 years ago
3 comments:
HILARIOUS!! Can't stop laughing! Smart boy!
He is a genius!
Okay, seriously, how does he come up with this stuff?! Forget making $800/hour giving sleep-deprived parents advice about sleep training...we need to publish these gems in a book!
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