The Wonder of Tools. . .

Me: ughhhh
Jackson: What's wong mommy?
Me: Bear is kicking me in the ribs and it hurts.
Jackson: (walks over and puts his face next to my stomach) Bearnon, no kicking mommy. Stop right now! If you hurt mommy you get time out in you crib!"
Me: Jackson, he doesn't mean to hurt me, he's just getting so big it's hard for him to move.
Jackson: (holding his toy drill from Aunt Mandy) I can get him out mommy. (putting the drill on my belly button) I'll just drill him out and you will feel better.
Me: No Jackson. We can't get him out with a drill but thanks anyway.
Jackson: Paw Paw has lots of tools mommy. I get his tools I can get Bearnon out. Tools do whatever you want.