Bear

So Bear dumped olive oil all over the counter this afternoon. When asked why he would do such a thing he replied, "oh, ok. Mom, it IS real olive oil. I thought a bad guy might have put hard poison in the bottle. It pours though, so it's real"
Thanks Bear for making sure we weren't victimized with "hard poison" in our olive oil bottle.

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Baron: I've gota bug in my shoe and a lizard in my hand and I loooovvvveee my fam-illlll-eeee. I've gota bug in my shoe and a lizard in my hand and I . . . .
Me: Bear, what song is that?
Baron: It's just about me being the happiest boy.

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Jackson recently learned about mortgages. He's quite unsettled that the bank actually owns our home. Baron on the other hand looks on the bright side. . .
Baron: But if we had no home we would have no drawers to put our clothes in. And when it rained we could finally play naked in the rain! Jackson, that would be the best naked rain day ever!

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Bear: Hey mom, I have the poop-ups.
Me: What?
Bear: You know, the hiccups but every time I hiccup I also poop a little.
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