Sunday, January 3, 2010

Oh Toodles and other Jax Quotes

Jackson: "Mommy, want your whole kitchen cleaned? I vacuum whole kitchen just for you. You relax on sofa"

When taking him to church on Sunday he started to get upset about me leaving him. Then a little girl was dropped off who was hysterical as her mommy left. Jackson immediately pulled it together and said, "you can go now. I need be sure that girl ok." Then he went over to her and put his hand on her back and said, "it's ok, you mommy come right back after church!"

When his playroom was threatened by a bug (or bun as he still calls them) he asked for a paper towel to get the bug. He then came back to tell me that he took care of it and was protecting me. "The bun can't hurt you mommy, I protect you from all buns."

Jackson: Bearnon need be in time out.
Me: Well, Baron is still a tiny baby in my tummy so he doesn't get time outs.
Jackson: Yeah mommy, Bearnon kick you in tummy so he in time out.

And just to showcase his stellar grammar today he was looking for me yelling, "mommy, where is you? Where is you HillWaWie?"

When Jackson was climbing (a very common occurrence) the other day and fell, lodging himself upside down between the sofa and the kid recliner he exclaimed, "oh toodles, I need a mouskatool for this!" That's a line from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse his favorite television show.

Me: Jackson we have to get you dressed for church.
Jackson: We running out of time mommy?
Me: Yes, put on your clothes
Jackson: I don't want to go to church. Daddy say, too bad Jackson, we're going to church. It too bad mommy?

Me: Jackson I need a hug
Jackson: (copying a common phrase) You in luck mommy, I have hugs for you!

Jackson: Mommy you put on meat ma (his word for make up) today?
Me: No, not today.
Jackson: Mommy, I don't want meat ma on me. I will not ever get bigger because meat ma hurts!

After getting my hair fixed.
Jackson: Mommy you look so pretty. Your hair very nice mommy. I like you nice hair.

When Jackson put his annual ornament from Nana on the tree he got his stool and put it as high as he could reach. The then turned around to Jay and I to announce, "I put my santa very high so my little brother can't mess it up!"

2 comments:

Jenna Francis said...

that toodles thing is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. He is so clever! I love him and can't wait to see him this summer when he is a great big brother/almost three year old!

Adrienne said...

I second that -- how in the world does he think of these things...especially when upside down, jammed between two pieces of furniture?! Classic!